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XHTML/CSS heights (or depths) of geekdom :))

12.03.04

English (EU) XHTML/CSS heights (or depths) of geekdom :))

Permalink 12:00:19, by Francois Planque Email , Categories: Geek!, XHTML/CSS

From htmldog.com:

Q: Why did the XHTML actress turn down an Oscar?
A: Because she refused to be involved in the presentation.


Q: Why was the font tag an orphan?

A: Because it didn't have a font-family.


Q: Why do CSS designers have too many children?
A: Because they employ lots of child selectors.


Q: Why was IE5's 3-metre wide cell in the insane asylum smaller than IE6's 3-metre wide cell?

A: Because the width of the cell included the padding.


Q: Why was the XHTML bird an invalid?

A: Because it wasn't nested properly.

(And I laughed a couple of times ;) )

1 comment

Comment from: Kochise [Visitor]
KochiseOn voit bien se développer un humour à la 'Jackass', alors tout espoir n'est pas mort concernant l'humour geek :)

Kochise
2004-03-29 @ 21:50